Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Win a Free Spa

She entered the drawing because of the photograph
Of a beautiful clay spa with steaming frothy water
And she inadvertently won by not being chosen
Because the clay spa was full of boiling ammonia
And the winner of the contest is always killed
Why do people climb into clay spas full of boiling ammonia?
Because they win the drawing
And winning feels good

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