None of the characters in Mineragua are zombies
Nor are there any Nazis
One could argue that I use the "non-Romero" zombie disease model
To turn Sherry into a witch
When she practices poor sexual hygiene by making love
On a boat-cushion covered in dried witch afterbirth
But I would argue and win the argument
One could also accuse me of being sexist
Because Jack and Sherry's sex was unprotected, i.e.: good
And if she was practicing poor sexual hygiene, was not he as well?
So why didn't Jack catch any of this witch virus?
Is it because he's circumcised? I honestly don't know if he is or not
But maybe there was just a bunch more labial coochie contact with the corrupt cushion
Thus explaining her infection and making me a non-sexist
I am more comfortable knowing I am not a sexist
But that was too close for comfort
And so far, no Nazis
Let's just hope they don't show up to ruin everything
Nor are there any Nazis
One could argue that I use the "non-Romero" zombie disease model
To turn Sherry into a witch
When she practices poor sexual hygiene by making love
On a boat-cushion covered in dried witch afterbirth
But I would argue and win the argument
One could also accuse me of being sexist
Because Jack and Sherry's sex was unprotected, i.e.: good
And if she was practicing poor sexual hygiene, was not he as well?
So why didn't Jack catch any of this witch virus?
Is it because he's circumcised? I honestly don't know if he is or not
But maybe there was just a bunch more labial coochie contact with the corrupt cushion
Thus explaining her infection and making me a non-sexist
I am more comfortable knowing I am not a sexist
But that was too close for comfort
And so far, no Nazis
Let's just hope they don't show up to ruin everything
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