Sunday, July 21, 2013

Zombie Fatigues (Where are the Nazis?)

None of the characters in Mineragua are zombies
Nor are there any Nazis
One could argue that I use the "non-Romero" zombie disease model
To turn Sherry into a witch
When she practices poor sexual hygiene by making love
On a boat-cushion covered in dried witch afterbirth
But I would argue and win the argument
One could also accuse me of being sexist
Because Jack and Sherry's sex was unprotected, i.e.: good
And if she was practicing poor sexual hygiene, was not he as well?
So why didn't Jack catch any of this witch virus?
Is it because he's circumcised? I honestly don't know if he is or not
But maybe there was just a bunch more labial coochie contact with the corrupt cushion
Thus explaining her infection and making me a non-sexist
I am more comfortable knowing I am not a sexist
But that was too close for comfort
And so far, no Nazis
Let's just hope they don't show up to ruin everything

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