Photographer: You're going to look beyond me and beyond the camera. You are the strongest and most magnificent creature on god's green earth.
The Admiral: I ate a plantain and got drunk in the rain.
Photographer: Exactly! Left elbow out and hand on hip. No, no. Point the thumb toward the bum. Fingers in front! You have fantastic fingers that I'm sure have crushed more than a few windpipes.
The Admiral: There's stain on my pain. Stain on pain!
Photographer: Let's get one more of you with the fish. Lift the aquarium with one hand...like a waiter in an expensive restaurant!
The Admiral: Will I be seen in Magazene?
Photographer: Of course! Perfect. Hold the aquarium so you're face to face with the trout. Use your thoughts to seduce the fish. Seduce the fish, The Admiral!
The Admiral: This female trout has crossed a line. To seduce this fish would not be fine!
Photographer: Oh, how you've grown. You can resist a fish. You know how to say no to a female trout. You will be on the cover of Magazene!
The Admiral: This moral stance gives me pain in pants.
To be continued...
The Admiral: I ate a plantain and got drunk in the rain.
Photographer: Exactly! Left elbow out and hand on hip. No, no. Point the thumb toward the bum. Fingers in front! You have fantastic fingers that I'm sure have crushed more than a few windpipes.
The Admiral: There's stain on my pain. Stain on pain!
Photographer: Let's get one more of you with the fish. Lift the aquarium with one hand...like a waiter in an expensive restaurant!
The Admiral: Will I be seen in Magazene?
Photographer: Of course! Perfect. Hold the aquarium so you're face to face with the trout. Use your thoughts to seduce the fish. Seduce the fish, The Admiral!
The Admiral: This female trout has crossed a line. To seduce this fish would not be fine!
Photographer: Oh, how you've grown. You can resist a fish. You know how to say no to a female trout. You will be on the cover of Magazene!
The Admiral: This moral stance gives me pain in pants.
To be continued...
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