Christopher MacMurray sauntered into the Sun Lounge
At the beautiful Crystal Springs Resort in Sussex County, New Jersey
His caddy was a tall, thirsty twig of a man that everyone called Utah Jack
The waitresses at the Sun Lounge wore clothing at work because it felt protective
And helped them adhere to social norms
While Christopher sauntered up to the bar, Utah Jack simply walked
The bartender was a fully-clothed racist named Ripley Hamilton
Jack ordered a glass of soda water with no ice
Christopher ordered a Cape May IPA and after the first sip, thought:
At the beautiful Crystal Springs Resort in Sussex County, New Jersey
His caddy was a tall, thirsty twig of a man that everyone called Utah Jack
The waitresses at the Sun Lounge wore clothing at work because it felt protective
And helped them adhere to social norms
While Christopher sauntered up to the bar, Utah Jack simply walked
The bartender was a fully-clothed racist named Ripley Hamilton
Jack ordered a glass of soda water with no ice
Christopher ordered a Cape May IPA and after the first sip, thought:
A decidedly hoppy and bitter, moderately strong American pale ale. The beer emphasizes the hop aroma and flavor while muting the hop bitterness. Loaded with Cascade hops that provide Floral and citrus notes.Jack ordered a glass of soda water with no ice
But you already knew that
Ripley Hamilton put the drinks on their room tab
While thinking hateful thoughts about people whom he believed were of a different race than he
That's what racists do
The waitresses were fertile and ready for the breeding ceremony
Utah Jack ordered a glass of soda water with no ice
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