The Admiral had gone out to Victoria Gardens
In beautiful Rancho Cucamonga, California
He found the parking to be convenient
And appreciated being given the choice
Of a paid meter up close to the store
Or a free spot just a short walk away
He found the perfect metered spot on Main Street
And though his Bradley M2 Fighting Vehicle took up three spaces
He only paid for parking on the foremost meter
It was, after all, only one vehicle
He was aware, but only in the slightest of ways
That he was entering the Victoria's Secret
Located in Victoria Gardens
And that if he were not just another shallow character
In one of Joel Huschle's blogs
He would find deeper meaning
In what Joel would call the Double Victoria Conundrum
So The Admiral, remaining two-dimensional
And realizing that Joel had to get ready for work
Bought a bunch of creepy lingerie for Phyllis
And drove back to Puddingstone to dress her up for a special night
In beautiful Rancho Cucamonga, California
He found the parking to be convenient
And appreciated being given the choice
Of a paid meter up close to the store
Or a free spot just a short walk away
He found the perfect metered spot on Main Street
And though his Bradley M2 Fighting Vehicle took up three spaces
He only paid for parking on the foremost meter
It was, after all, only one vehicle
He was aware, but only in the slightest of ways
That he was entering the Victoria's Secret
Located in Victoria Gardens
And that if he were not just another shallow character
In one of Joel Huschle's blogs
He would find deeper meaning
In what Joel would call the Double Victoria Conundrum
So The Admiral, remaining two-dimensional
And realizing that Joel had to get ready for work
Bought a bunch of creepy lingerie for Phyllis
And drove back to Puddingstone to dress her up for a special night
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