Taking on Water: The Lowrance Mark-5X Pro Fishfinder Mono 83/200 kHz

I was impressed with the powerful yet simplified performance

Of the Lowrance Mark-5X Pro Fishfinder Mono 83/200 kHz

I had been given the Lowrance Mark-5X Pro Fishfinder Mono 83/200 kHz as a birthday present

Yet my birthday was six months ago

And I was not certain who had purchased it for me

It was delivered to my home last Friday while I was at work

Since I work from home, I was there when it was delivered

I received the delivery politely

Even though I was surprised that my boss allowed me to accept it during work hours

I am self-employed

But that does not mean my boss is any less of a dick than your boss

The birthday card in the box was one of the funny ones from Target

It had a cartoon elderly white geezer shaking his cane at a birthday cake

There were so many candles burning that the cake was an inferno

Indicating the white geezer was quite old

There was a thought bubble above the man's head that read:

I ought to just give up and burn to death

I opened the card and there was a handwritten message on the left side
Written in a language I did not understand
And on the right side there was a printed "punchline"
Which I suppose was related to the elderly white man in an existential crisis
It stated:

Happy Birthday! At least your cane is still stiff!