The Apology (from the professional writer)

Hello. I am the professional writer of this blog. My name is Joel and I am quite famous. I use words to write sentences. Sometimes (often) not complete. Sentences. I must apologize for several things, with the first being the labeling of any character or group who show attributes of varied citizenship, age, gender, ethnicity, and connection to a witch baby meritocracy in the center of the earth. 

As a professional writer of an upcoming novel, I feel the need to warn you away from "word-connection" which is the true downfall of all readers. When I write about caucasoid Libyan boys who have been poisoned by an esteogen-dumping Irish pharmaceutical company, causing them to have fully developed breasts, I am not asking you to picture this scenario. I am simply asking (begging) that you take responsibility in how you interpret what you believe you are reading.

As a reader, the impetus (third time I've used that word today) (which) means I may be smart or at least impetus impetus. Impetus. Incomplete. The impetus is on you to correctly arrange these words. If you fail, your critique will at most rip my very soul to shreds and at the very least cause me to wallow in a dark place of doubt with a fragile connection to my humanity.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm sorry if you feel I have led you astray.

Notice how the which is isolated? You have your work cut out for you.